Editing Drunken Madman (section)

== Dialog ==
{{Dialog|
;Giving Sake to Drunken Madman
|You give Drunken Madman Sake.
|{{Emote|Drunken Madman says, "Ah, a drink!  Hee, hee!"}}
|{{Emote|Drunken Madman says, "I know the secret walled portal path, and I will let you enter it. See?"}}

;Giving Wah Chon's Winter Lager to Drunken Madman
|You give Drunken Madman Wah Chon's Winter Lager.
|Drunken Madman tells you, "What's this? It doesn't look like sake."
|Drunken Madman tells you, "Not Sake!? NOT Sake! YOU!!! I'll g..."
|Drunken Madman tells you, "Oh right, you must want to see Ulgrim. He said people might be looking for him. Ok, I'll portal you there this time, but next time you better bring me sake!"

;Giving Ale to Drunken Madman
|You give Drunken Madman Ale.
|Drunken Madman tells you, "Ale? Thanks! I'm real partial to sake though. *hiccup*!"

;Giving Apple to Drunken Madman
|You give Drunken Madman Apple.
|{{Emote|Drunken Madman says, "Entering damn portal-space!"}}

;Giving Apple Juice to Drunken Madman
|You give Drunken Madman Apple Juice.
|Drunken Madman tells you, "Apple Juice! You must be kidding!"

;Giving Broken Sigil to Drunken Madman
|You give Drunken Madman Broken Sigil.
|Drunken Madman tells you, "What is this? Doesn't look like sake...."
|Drunken Madman tells you, "And it's broken!  Now leave me alone!"

;Giving Chicken to Drunken Madman
|You give Drunken Madman Chicken.
|Drunken Madman tells you, "I forgot to tell you...I'm a vegetarian!"
|{{Magic|Drunken Madman cast Light Weapon Ineptitude Other VI on you}}
|Drunken Madman tells you, "Oh! That was fun!"

;Giving Cider to Drunken Madman
|You give Drunken Madman Cider.
|Drunken Madman tells you, "Didn't you understand me? I want sake, not cider!"

;Giving Coffee to Drunken Madman
|You give Drunken Madman Coffee.
|Drunken Madman tells you, "This doesn't smell like sake..."
|Drunken Madman tells you, "If I wanted coffee I would have asked for it."

;Giving Mead to Drunken Madman
|You give Drunken Madman Mead.
|Drunken Madman tells you, "Hah! This isn't sake, you fool."

;Giving Milk to Drunken Madman
|You give Drunken Madman Milk.
|Drunken Madman tells you, "Ah, What's this?"
|Drunken Madman tells you, "That wasn't too nice. I'd like some sake, please."

;Giving Red Wine to Drunken Madman
|You give Drunken Madman Red Wine.
|Drunken Madman tells you, "You probably didn't hear me. I want sake, not red wine."

;Giving Small Beer to Drunken Madman
|You give Drunken Madman Small Beer.
|Drunken Madman tells you, "Hmm. This doesn't look like sake."
|Drunken Madman tells you, "Doesn't taste like sake either!"

;Giving Stout to Drunken Madman
|You give Drunken Madman Stout.
|Drunken Madman tells you, "I'd thank you for this drink, but I asked for sake."
}}

[[Category:Quest NPCs]]