Editing Old Gravestone (section)

== Inscriptions ==
* Bergbottom Hooberstunk P.Y.1-P.Y.28. Creator of Dereth's first automated chopping device. Rest in Pieces.
* Here lies Thungo the Stupid who mistook a Zefir for a mythological Isparian creature called a Fairy. Zefirs, it seems do not like to be petted and put in your pocket.
* Lilly Vanspooter. PY34 - PY34. Lilly refused to believe in what she called a delusional fantasy world she had somehow stumbled into. A passing figment of her imagination decided that she looked tasty and promptly ate her.
* Here I sit upon this grave. Making my own inscription. What's that noise I'm hearing now. Oh no it's aaaaaraarrrrrrghhhhh!!! --Sir Not Appearing in this Grave
* Sundren Tableton's last words: "Bartender another round fer me and thish fine gentleman Ulgrim!"
* Here lies Adam the amateur bunny tamer, if only he'd found a tamer bunny.
* Here lies Yew-Soun, one of the many sons of Yew-Attano son of Yew-GonaDi.  Some day Yew-to may rest here beside him.
* An inscription carved in haste to mark those who go to waste.
* Here lies Kerbelis the Indecisive.  He finally finished something.
* The resting place of the world greatest cook.  He was preparing his masterpiece a cake so light and fluffy it was like a cloud. Unfortunately he forgot to turn off the Hooberstunk Chop-o-matic.  It was the last Mist Cake he ever made.
* Here lies Drago the Flat.  He met a Tremendous Monouga before he found a lifestone.
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* Here lies Thomas the Butcher, he was a Cleaver fellow.
* Here lie the bones of Fibber McGee.  He died at the age of one hundred and three.  Never told the truth when lie could he.  He lies still now... --Signed Fibber McGee

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