Editing 2005 Live Events (section)

== April Fools Event - Sammy the Drudge ==

Dean Jr. Reports: "Today a global went out about a drudge at the Beach Fort wanting a few items to make an "ultimate sword of doom". I figured something was wrong, being April 1st and all that, plus I didn't have the items, but I was feeling a little reckless. I headed up to the Northern Beach Fort and made a deal with that drudge.

I was the only one there for a little while, and the drudge told me to fight some coral golems, which I did. Another person, Anatase, soon arrived, and we began bargaining with Sammy the Drudge. After giving it a few items, it handed me a golden gromnie and a parchment saying "Foool on yuuu!!!!!" The drudge then proceeded to summon a mob of Biakas, which quickly wrecked my unbuffed self."
 

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Sammy the Drudge says, "fite fite!!!"
Sammy the Drudge says, "go hyoomin!!"
Sammy the Drudge says, "hyoomin fite!"
The thunder of crushing Coral Golem is followed by the deafening silence of death for 18,224 Xp.
You flatten Acidic Coral Golem's body with the force of your assault for 24,795 Xp.
Sammy the Drudge says, "yu is grayt fiter!"
You say, "thank you"
The thunder of crushing Coral Golem is followed by the deafening silence of death for 18,065 Xp.
You beat Coral Golem to a lifeless pulp for 18,224 Xp.
Coral Golem corrodes you for 75 points with Acid Stream V.
Sammy the Drudge says, "yay hyoomin!"
The thunder of crushing Coral Golem is followed by the deafening silence of death for 18,065 Xp.
You say, "trying to make a sword?"
Sammy the Drudge says, "yah!"
Sammy the Drudge says, "Swoard uv Ooltimut Dooom"
Sammy the Drudge says, "yu want swoard?"
You say, "hmm, I wish I could help more but I dont have the right stuff"
Sammy the Drudge says, "maybees wee kin mayk deels"
You say, "ok"
Sammy the Drudge says, "du yu haf bawdy partz?"
Sammy the Drudge says, "and umm..."
Sammy the Drudge says, "stick?"
You say, "nope, I could probably see what I could get though"
Sammy the Drudge says, "Swoard uv Ooltimut Dooom"
Sammy the Drudge says, "is yu gud fiter too?"
[Anayase has arrived]
You say, "I have some Tasty Pudding, shiny ore, and refreshing water, hehe"
Sammy the Drudge says, "pudding is gud"
Sammy the Drudge says, "wun at tiym"
[We try and give some items]
Sammy the Drudge says, "not enuff!"
Sammy the Drudge says, "need stik!"
Sammy the Drudge says, "po pepupm,in"
Sammy the Drudge says, "no bawdy partz?"
Anatase says, "lol I only had the banderling scalp"
You say, "let me ask a friend"
Sammy the Drudge says, "rawr!"
You say, "I have diamond golem powder, hehe"
Sammy the Drudge says, "yah!"
You say, "want pudding too?"
Sammy the Drudge says, "yah!"
Sammy the Drudge says, "scallop and puddin!"
Sammy the Drudge says, "yah!"
[Anatase gives a bandy scalp and I give a tasty pudding]
Sammy the Drudge says, "howld on"
Sammy the Drudge says, "i has to mayk two now"
You say, "ok"
Sammy the Drudge gives you Golden Gromnie.
Sammy the Drudge gives you Parchment.
Anatase says, "awesome thank you"
[Biakas appear]
Biaka corrodes you for 99 points with Acid Arc VII.
Biaka cast Gossamer Flesh on you
Biaka cast Olthoi's Gift on you
Daktari's last strength dissolves before Biaka

April Fools Event - +LeO Prank
The following prank occurred on WE and TD, April 1st, 2005!

Broadcast from +LeO Carebear> An Roy ale Gored is in the Holtburger meeting hall locoing for oltholio kneelers four imports mansion.
Broadcast from +LeO Carebear> Please copy and paste the following event information in to the chat window to start the event.
Broadcast from +LeO Carebear> Sorry, peace ignores teh vast massage, it was an err ore.
Broadcast from +LeO Carebear> Some geysers in beau ribs our een Helpborg mating hull needling geld.
Broadcast from +LeO Carebear> ?t LeO Range, Do you have the über items we will use as rewards?
Broadcast from +LeO Carebear> Holtburg meeting hall - now.
Broadcast from +LeO Carebear> Please.

After arriving at the Meeting Hall, Morgra of MT recovered the following book from a pile of fish:

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Broadcast from +Lem Ming> The new +Leos have been fired. The event they were to run will be run on the 34th of April. Thank you for your time.