Editing Zombie Butler

{{Intro
 | Patch Introduced = [[Dance of the Dead]]
 |   Related Quests = [[Zombie Butler Quest]]
 |          Updated = 
}}
{{Item
 |               Name = Zombie Butler
 |         Icon Image = Zombie Butler Icon.png
 |         Live Image = Zombie Butler Live.jpg
 | Live Image Caption = Zombie Butler
 |              Value = 1,650
 |             Burden = 1,650
 |        Description = (See Below).
 | Special Properties = 
 |         Additional = The Zombie Butler can be placed on Yard and Floor hooks.
 |     Cannot Be Sold = 
}}
== Notes ==
* There are 3 kinds of butlers, ID them to find out which one you have. The first one is a rather intelligent one (created by [[A Large Mnemosyne]], the second, simple butler, created by [[A Small Mnemosyne]], and the third, dull butler, created by [[A Tiny Mnemosyne]]). If you click on them when hooked, you get different messages.

==== The rather intelligent one ====
Description: A rather intelligent undead butler in a tidy uniform. There is perhaps a little bit too much gleam in his rotting eyes.<br>

<font color =green>The Zombie Butler says, "Will you be turning in early today Sir? If you wouldn't mind releasing me from the hook I could tidy up the house a bit while you're resting."<br></font>
<font color =green>The Zombie Butler says, "Feel free to lounge about all day while I do all of your work for only a few scraps of brains. Not that I'm complaining, but would it kill you to get some fresh brains every once in awhile?"<br></font>
<font color =green>The Zombie Butler says, "Yes, your hair is fine. You look good enough to eat."<br></font>
<font color =green>The Zombie Butler says, "I'm sorry I can't, it's Zombie Appreciation Day, but I wouldn't expect you to remember."<br></font>
<font color =green>The Zombie Butler says, "I prefer living challenged, Sir."<br></font>
<font color =green>The Zombie Butler says, "Sir, yes Sir, I'll get right on that Sir!"<br></font>
<font color =green>You get the unnerving feeling that your Zombie Butler is being flippant.<br></font>
<font color =green>The Zombie Butler says, "I'm on my break. Get it yourself."<br></font>
<font color =green>The Zombie Butler says, "...Sir."<br></font>
<font color =green>The Zombie Butler quickly hides something in his ribcage.<br></font>
<font color =green>The Zombie Butler says, "Yes Master? I was just keeping up with my hygiene."<br></font>
<font color =green>The Zombie Butler says, "This darn hook really is uncomfortable perhaps if you just let me guard your basement where all of the sharp weaponry is?"<br></font>
<font color =green>The Zombie Butler stares at you for a moment.<br></font>
<font color =green>The Zombie Butler says, "As you say Sir."<br></font>

==== The Simple butler ====
A simple undead butler in a tidy uniform. He acts with courteous efficiency.

==== The Dull butler ====
Description: A dull looking undead butler in a tidy uniform. His eyes have the vacant stare of the dead.

<font color =green>The Zombie Butler says, "Ung Comfthg thmather."<br></font>

<font color =green>The Zombie Butler says softly, "Gom clother."<br></font>

<font color =green>The Zombie Butler says, "Rarraghgharahrg! Eet uu."<br></font>

<font color =green>The Zombie Butler growls out, "Bainth!"<br></font>

<font color =green>The Zombie Butler attempts to pour you some tea but clumsily pours it over his hand.<br></font>
<font color =green>The Zombie Butler says, "HAaarrarrghl! Heeth Tee thathmer."<br></font>
<font color =green>He shoves the tea at you. You dump it out behind your back and graciously pretend to drink it.<br></font>

<font color =green>The Zombie Butler says, "Thipper!!"<br></font>
<font color =green>He carefully drops a heavily drooled on slipper from his mouth into your hands. You place it aside and scratch him behind the ear.<br></font>
<font color =green>The Zombie Butler murmurs, "HarHarHrrrr!!!!"<br></font>
<font color =green>The Zombie Butler's right leg thumps the ground.<br></font>

<font color =green>The Zombie Butler says, "Rrrrarrgh! Thmather."<br></font>

<font color =green>The Zombie Butler says, "Rarraghgharahrg! Eet uu."<br></font>

<font color =green>The Zombie Butler hums something under his breath, "Hr hrr hrrrm hrrr hrr hm gm gmm hrrr hrrhm fith. Poofin on the Rith!"<br></font>

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