Drunken Madman

Introduced:

Drunken Madman
Non-Player Killer

Race	Male Sho
Title	Enchanter
Location	53.0S 61.0E in the Ridge Tower south of Baishi

Stats
Level	14
Strength	80
Endurance	80
Coordination	85
Quickness	70
Focus	175
Self	190
Health	110
Stamina	190
Mana	235

Notes

Route: Hand Sake to Ulgrim the Unpleasant in Ayan Baqur. He will open a portal directly to the Drunken Madman. This shortcut is especially convenient for those with Ulgrim's Recall.
Give the Drunken Madman Sake for a portal to Walled Portals. Destination: 21.5S, 74.6W.
Give the Drunken Madman Wah Chon's Winter Lager for a portal to Ulgrim's Island. Destination: 94.8S, 9.7W.
Give the Drunken Madman any of the following for additional interactions: Ale, Apple, Apple Juice, Broken Sigil, Chicken, Cider, Coffee, Mead, Milk, Red Wine, Small Beer, or Stout. He keeps the item.

Dialog

Giving Sake to Drunken Madman

You give Drunken Madman Sake.

Drunken Madman says, "Ah, a drink! Hee, hee!"

Drunken Madman says, "I know the secret walled portal path, and I will let you enter it. See?"

Giving Wah Chon's Winter Lager to Drunken Madman

You give Drunken Madman Wah Chon's Winter Lager.

Drunken Madman tells you, "What's this? It doesn't look like sake."

Drunken Madman tells you, "Not Sake!? NOT Sake! YOU!!! I'll g..."

Drunken Madman tells you, "Oh right, you must want to see Ulgrim. He said people might be looking for him. Ok, I'll portal you there this time, but next time you better bring me sake!"

Giving Ale to Drunken Madman

You give Drunken Madman Ale.

Drunken Madman tells you, "Ale? Thanks! I'm real partial to sake though. *hiccup*!"

Giving Apple to Drunken Madman

You give Drunken Madman Apple.

Drunken Madman says, "Entering damn portal-space!"

Giving Apple Juice to Drunken Madman

You give Drunken Madman Apple Juice.

Drunken Madman tells you, "Apple Juice! You must be kidding!"

Giving Broken Sigil to Drunken Madman

You give Drunken Madman Broken Sigil.

Drunken Madman tells you, "What is this? Doesn't look like sake...."

Drunken Madman tells you, "And it's broken! Now leave me alone!"

Giving Chicken to Drunken Madman

You give Drunken Madman Chicken.

Drunken Madman tells you, "I forgot to tell you...I'm a vegetarian!"

Drunken Madman cast Light Weapon Ineptitude Other VI on you

Drunken Madman tells you, "Oh! That was fun!"

Giving Cider to Drunken Madman

You give Drunken Madman Cider.

Drunken Madman tells you, "Didn't you understand me? I want sake, not cider!"

Giving Coffee to Drunken Madman

You give Drunken Madman Coffee.

Drunken Madman tells you, "This doesn't smell like sake..."

Drunken Madman tells you, "If I wanted coffee I would have asked for it."

Giving Mead to Drunken Madman

You give Drunken Madman Mead.

Drunken Madman tells you, "Hah! This isn't sake, you fool."

Giving Milk to Drunken Madman

You give Drunken Madman Milk.

Drunken Madman tells you, "Ah, What's this?"

Drunken Madman tells you, "That wasn't too nice. I'd like some sake, please."

Giving Red Wine to Drunken Madman

You give Drunken Madman Red Wine.

Drunken Madman tells you, "You probably didn't hear me. I want sake, not red wine."

Giving Small Beer to Drunken Madman

You give Drunken Madman Small Beer.

Drunken Madman tells you, "Hmm. This doesn't look like sake."

Drunken Madman tells you, "Doesn't taste like sake either!"

Giving Stout to Drunken Madman

You give Drunken Madman Stout.

Drunken Madman tells you, "I'd thank you for this drink, but I asked for sake."