"I'm not wearing a costume! This is just a t-shirt you fool." --- Ulgrim
"If you are reading this, I should have carried more death items" --- Ardry
"By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes"
"Heightened levels of joy on your annual celebration of torpidity" --- Virind Leopold
"My other shirt is chainmail" --- Londigul Ellic the Armorer
"Nanjou Shou-jen are better than Undead Sailors"
"Nanjoe Shou-jen stink!"
"Please, wear this shirt. Its horrible arcane script in a dead language will surely not harm you or anyone around you. "Rybbo Vacdejym Caycuh!" -- Grael
"Spooky, Creepy and full of candy"
"This shirt guaranteed to repel all insects" --- Telk the Addlepated
"This shirt has absorbed stout from every bar in Dereth. Enjoy!" --- Ulgrim